“Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.”
– Ogden Nash
Leave
it(ch) alone you’ll only make
it(ch) worse.
It’s what you do.
You have
an itch. You scratch
it(ch). Then it(ch) bleeds.
Tear
it(ch) open.
Crawl
inside the wound.
Whiskey and Ancho liquor splashes
onto exposed
flesh.
Osprey screams.
The itch
won’t go
away.
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Posted to dVerse Poets Pub, Quadrille Monday. Happy Anniversary, dVersers!
Life in Portofino 
Fresh and edgy! Whiskey & Ancho; must give that a try. Do I have to bleed to throw back a shot? Or is it the other way around? Love ‘crawl inside the wound’ and that bird of prey who adds a sound track. Awesome writing my friend! ~Z
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Actually, Ancho Reyes and Jamison make a great Old Fashioned… with the right add-ons! Glad you liked the poem-craziness, Z!
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I like the wordplay in this.
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Thank you!
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Damn, I’m with Zander here. Jalapeno margarita do the trick?
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Huh! Never thought about using it in a Margarita. I’ve had it in an Old Fashioned. And mixed with a shot of Jamison.
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I admire the word play of it(ch) ~ That hurts but hope that whiskey and Ancho makes it bearable ~
Thanks for joining the fun ~
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With enough of both, you don’t even notice the itch. Glad to be here.
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I like your edgy take on the prompt!
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Thank you!
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My goodness this is good!💜 Fantastic play upon words Charley 😊
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Thank you very much!
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Great….a bit on the wild side.😊
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Not a bad place to stroll now and then. 🙂
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One has to be careful how hard one scratches those itches.
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Indeed, Frank!
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Haven’t tried alcohol – maybe that’s my problem. Well done.
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Ancho liquor and whiskey — I suggest Jameson (Cask Mates is awesome!) — and a couple of tablespoons of brown sugar on a salmon filet (once you’ve turned it over and removed the skin). Perfection.
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The salmon sounds great!
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🙂
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Love what you’ve done here. Ancho liquor? Hmm. That might make a lot of things either better or go away. Is it hot (spicy)?
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It blends well, plays well with other spirits. It cooks well in sauces. It carries smoke and some heat, but does not burn away the taste buds. It dances, flips its hair wildly, and keeps time with heel taps and castanets.
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lol
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Good one Charley. I have this problem with ant bites. They get little yellow itchy head that I tend to scratch open. Then they leave scars for a couple of months.
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I have the same problems with fire ants. Not sure how the whiskey would work. Maybe pour it down the ant hill.
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I tried borax and it killed the grass for six months!
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It works better on laundry. 🙂
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Ha Ha! It did kill the ants!
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SMiLes coNsideRing
The Force of Mind Over
and Under Matter i Wonder
how many
Folks
are
Just a
Itching
Reading
all these
Poems in
Once A Sitting..;)
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So good this, will keep the recipe for next time I’ve got an itch (or not). (+ and that dog’s got a great sense of rhythm)
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Found the dog on youtube. …possibly the music section. The recipe is good for what ails you. Glad you liked it!
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I like it as a poem, very much, but you won’t get rid of that itch in the long term by drowning it in alcohol. It will come back worse than ever!
I like the osprey thrown in there, sudden jolt of predatory/prey imagery.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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Great Ogden Nash quote, Charley, and I enjoyed the wordplay in your quadrille. The osprey was a surprise – I don’t get them with my eczema!
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A case of the ospreys at night is a bad thing! I’m glad you enjoyed my offering!
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the problem is not the itch, it is that the itch is itchy. This is the problem eh? No great solutions, maybe to explore the original irritant or antigen – and either eradicate or make peace as the case may be? So easy to say, not easy to do. Love the poem Charley, it is how an itch on the soul feels. Thanks again for the Heller recommendation, all finished, Kirkus hated it, but to hell with Kirkus, I thought “Picture This” was a great weird contrapuntal piece. It was like Heller was standing there in front of that painting musing on all the weird avenues and connections in his neural net about that little piece of oil and canvas. The world looked back. Thanks again. Still liking Sound and Fury by the end?
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Sorry I took so long to respond. It’s been too long since I’ve read Heller. I hoped it was as good as I remembered. Faulkner is proceeding nicely… along with several in-progress reads. Truth is I’ve bit off a lot this summer. But I’m enjoying the play of characters!
The itch was more play than anything. I’m learning to follow the Talking Heads’ advice (Stop Making Sense).
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I have been thinking a lot about making sense lately, and frankly I think it might be over-rated. I think I should tell you that you make an appearance in my dVerse response to Amaya’s prompt on 7 sins and 7 virtues. 😉 it was done in fun when I was in a strange mood, you are in there with Bjorn, Amaya, and Frank, it was fun and not serious, but anyway, thought you should know. It’s called “Broken Quadrille”. Your quadrille here was a lot of fun.
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OMG! I howled! This is hysterical. You didn’t have to explain that it was done in fun. I just imagined you putting on a target bull’s eye and running past the dVersers… back and forth… pulling at the corners of your mouth, sticking out your tongue and going, “Nyah nyah nyah!” (or however that’s spelled.) Wonderfully done. Best line: Bjorn again.
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Yay!! You really made me smile, glad it gotcha howlin’. 😊
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Ah, you’ve nailed it my friend! That itch just keeps showing up, line after line it(ch) just keeps a going! 😊
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Yes, it does! I’m glad you liked it. The (ch)s were an afterthought.
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I’ve never been much of a whiskey girl but I can understand the attraction. So well done Charley!
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Mix equal parts Jameson and Ancho Reyes. Pour over meat, salmon, or chicken while grilling. Brown sugar is a nice add-on, too.
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Now that sounds delicious!
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It is!
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This was visceral and wild. I’m not a whiskey drinker, but that sounds interesting. I’d probably just take a Benadryl. And the osprey scream would be part of a nightmare.
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Yeah, but you can’t cook with Benadryl. …or at least I never have. I think the whiskey and ancho liquor burned so bad that it made a bird across the lake scream. …or something like that! Glad you enjoyed it.
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🙂
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An itch can drive one a bit crazy!! BTW, beautiful dog…yours?
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The dog belongs to YouTube. My dog is about the size of that dog’s hind leg. I’m glad you stopped by to read!
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Ancho liquor and whiskey could make you forget you ever had an itch. Good one, Charley!
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It also makes an awesome cooking sauce. Sometimes I add brown sugar. Glad you liked it!
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Sounds yummy!
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It is!
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Wonderful wordplay with “it(ch). I like the idea of a deeper story with “you’ll only make
it(ch) worse. It’s what you do”.
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Thank you very much! I was just itching to write this once I saw the prompt. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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Incredible work! ah! the itch is the most annoying thing. Your language is perfect. 🙂
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Thank you! Good to see you again, Charlie.
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You welcome. I’m back! and will post a new poem in a few minutes.
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Cool! I’ll take a look.
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🙂
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