Discovered a lost chamber using cosmic rays
at the Great Pyramid of Giza!
The mummy they uncovered was out of breath
a bandage bound old wheeza!
Say, Hey nonny nonny!
Fiddle dee dah, fiddle dee dee!
Kick it!
Bandage bound old wheeza – in Giza!
Breaking news… 4000 years in the making! This is actually true (click the photo caption for the story).
Posted at dVerse Poets Pub for Quadrille night.
Life in Portofino 
What fun! This had some kick to it, indeed! 😉
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Thank you again! I thought we could use some archaeology… and some dancing.
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So good – hear they’re going to fly a drone or two through the chambers – so this ancient wheeza, poor old geeza probably won’t get a moment to hisself – ah well, that’s death on the history channel 🙂
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I for one think archeologyist need to dance more and mummys too. But i bet they are a little stiff.
Fun spin.
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Hence the monster mash… otherwise you just end up with an unwound Egyptian rag.
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Ha. This is a riot.
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Thank you! I thought it was time to go light. And what’s lighter than the pyramids?
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Interesting use of muography. There’s no place to hide a mummy anymore.
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Mummy hideouts. Interesting concept.
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Thanks for the smiles!
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You are welcome!
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Oh….you always make me smile….and most of the time chuckle out loud. LOVE your sense of humor and thinkin’ about that old wheeza! 🙂
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Thank you! I’m glad when I can bring a smile.
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Interesting news. Time to bring back Dr Jones and his cowboy whip! (No, not Tom Cruise please.)
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No, definitely not! (He’s too old, anyway.) Maybe Dr. Jones’ daughter — Ohio.
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Ha, funny mummy!!
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🙂
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I always remember people stating that there should be a hidden chamber. What fun to know that there is something there…
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Precisely what I thought when I first read about it. If they can just keep the bloody tourists out of it.
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I saw that article. Charley, I love your take on things. Only you could make this story fun, funny. Wheeza in Giza!
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Aw, shucks! Anyone who’s been dropped on their head…. Glad it worked so well.
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Made me smile Charley- thanks!
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You are welcome!
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Perfect title – ‘Rag’ !! And Silly Jilly really really loves the little dance interlude in the middle. Hey, nonny, nonny! Classic Charley.
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Thank you, Jill! High praise coming from you. 🙂
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Thanks for a fun read, Charley!
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You are welcome!
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Haha, Charley you goofball! But is this exciting or what?! I know they are trying to downplay it and be cautious but we all secretly hope there’s a new wheeza in Giza.
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Just possible. That’s all I’m sayin’!
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Fun wordplay. Why do I have Wheezer playing in my head, now?
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Lol! Just lucky I guess!
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Love the fun perspective ~ But truly if they kick, I will be running out of there~
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Lol! Just grab the bandage and pull!
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