My hometown, the City of Lakes, by August carried prairie furnace temperatures on its shoulders. Sans conditioned air we moved the sauna atmosphere through our houses with window fans and our famed Minnesotan positivism. “Sure is hot, huh?” “Ja, but I bet its hotter elsewhere, ya know.” Texas was my next summer cook out. Air Force basic training in late July through August. San Antonio’s cockroaches simmered in the nighttime swelter. Stepped on one, one night, and he laughed and decried, “Is that the best you can do?” Next would be the Sand Hills of North Carolina. Fayetteville was hot and dead; no breath from either the mountains or the sea. I learned the drawl was a side effect of the sun and the oppressive heat, y’all. Nothing moves fast when it’s cooking on the stove. Enid is where I first learned about Wind Heat Index. True. A wind blowing at temperatures above your body’s own will cause you to feel hotter! And some mornings we would have twenty five knots of flame-throwing joy careening past us straight from the Red River Valley. Needles was needless. One hundred thirty when I arrived mid-afternoon. One hundred thirty when I checked out of Needles at three in the morning. Adios, Death Valley Days! Other spots I could add – New Orleans, Gulfport, and places less storied. Now Orlando; though for us it’s been quite temperate in comparison. A sea breeze if you please. Blessed heat, I won’t complain. Far from snow shoveling and back strain. Bring on the Dog!
Sun’s weight heavy now
dogged with summer’s heat we are
Mockingbird sings sweet
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dVerse ~ Poets Pub
Haibun Monday #17: It’s Too Darned Hot!
Great peek into your life with this one. Yes, we Southerners drawl because it is too hot to move any faster. Love “Needles was needless”. I really enjoyed this.
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Thank you! Hard to complain about the heat. I grew up with permafrost and tundra… that sometimes reached 100. Florida is kinder and gentler. Glad you enjoyed it!
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Wow, permafrost. Glad you enjoy where you are now much better.
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Settled in and hope to stay.
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LOVE the picture! and the punny title 🙂 Charming haiku at the end – Mockingbirds do sing sweetly in the most intense heatly.
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I’m still trying to teach one of the local birds “Smoke On the Water.” It’s not happening yet. Thank you!
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Well, at least the mockingbirds are happy! 130 degrees? Wow! Love the “Needles was needless” You really are a wonderful writer, Charley! Beautiful imagery and breadth.
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Thank you! I play with words like some people play Pokemon Go. Glad you enjoyed it!
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That’s my son, he’s obsessed!
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Intervention!
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Well he went out with me and walked the dog for more than an hour playing that game. But yeah, there needs to be limits.
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SMiLes.. my friEnd..
i too live in the Florida
sub-tropic sugar beach and river/creek/golden
stream way with quartz beach too..
and wherever there is water
and breeze there is
relief of heat too…
note to self..
Been spEnding
too much
noW inside..;)
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Glad you enjoyed my humble offering. Get outside more… AC more dangerous than ISIS… our Secretary of State says so. Perhaps he was traumatized by a Motel 6 room unit as a young lad. Peace!
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Ha! Thanks.. Friend.. Rarely
Watch the news.. Will have
To Google that one.. For
Me.. i miss the Beach.. Have
Been in the Forest more lately in my backyard.. Weather doesn’t ever bother me much.. i wear shorts in 18 degree weather.. in fact.. haven’t worn pants in 40 months.. And i dance in the rain and everywhere i go.. Not much bothers me at all.. SMiLesx2..:)
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Ok.. i ‘snoped’ that and
That’s a conservative
News created myth..
He said the environmental
Treaty to reduce ozone was
Equally important in Saving the earth species.. But anyway.. The most dangerous threat was an epic fail by the Bush administration.. Over 10ok innocent deaths that has more or less fire started all this additional crap in the Middle East that has been going on since about the 7th Century.. Politics is a circus that i understand more than is fun.. Have a nice day.. Hard to fight greedy status and power driven people..:)
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*correction to below
reduce HFC’s.. not
ozone hehe..;)
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They were reduced decades ago. Real science will overcome badly skewed mass media.
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Smiles.. Much
Bigger picture
Than less
My friend..
Hyperbole
Is everywhere
‘Cause it sells..;)
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“Blessed heat, I won’t complain.” how i wish i could say that too…
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Spend a winter in Minnesota — October through April or May… it depends — and you will acquire my mantra. Glad you enjoyed (?) my poem.
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This is fabulous – a travelogue within the hot sun! And the photo made me smile!!
I’m reminded of a hike we took back into the white rocks, near Death Valley, where the only relief was to lean on the cool rock and that lasted for only a minute. Or the time we were hiking in France in unbelievable heat – with the Wayfarers – and the tour guide included a stop at a vineyard where we went into the warehouse where the wine was aging and everyone lay down on the warehouse cement floor to feel the cool!
Thanks for the memories and the great write!
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Hmm, a wine cave. AC and vino; the best of both…. Glad you enjoyed my poem!
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Give me the sea breeze too. Can’t appreciate too much heat now. Love the haiku ending of the mockingbird.
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Thank you!
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Gotta love those Midwestern summers and the strength of character they engender, not to mention the winters. My inlaws are in ND and, ya sure, them mosquitoes are rampant.
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You bet! Glad you liked it!
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I like this a lot. As someone who really hates winter, I don’t really complain about the heat. It’s better than snow and cold.
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Exactly! No bundling up, no warming the car, no shoveling, and no shivering. What’s not to like? Glad you enjoyed it!
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When I was a kid growing up in Orlando without air conditioning, I could run around all day out in the sun but now…have I just gotten used to the air conditioning or is it really hotter out there? I liked your travelogue too of “hot” spots you’ve been to. I do remember New Orleans being hot the summer I passed through there…
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New Orleans’ heat is a heavy down comforter thrown over you when it’s already 90+. Not fun.
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Loved this. Absolutely loved it! 😀
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Thank you!
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