Inner dialogue: Van Gogh’s Self Portrait with Bandaged Ear and Pipe

(http://www.vangogh.net/self-portrait-with-bandaged-ear-and-pipe.jsp#prettyPhoto)

What was I thinking?

Will she be surprised?

I should have wrapped it.

Idiot! It was a quote from Caesar!

Maybe perfume would have been better.

God, it hurts!

What?

Next time a gift card.