Been coming down since Flagstaff.
My empty gallon water jugs outnumber
the full ones in the back seat of the Rabbit.
God what was I thinking when I bought
this car without air conditioning?
Tint doesn’t help, moon roof doesn’t help.
Wind out of an oven getting
hotter as I approach California.
The lizard in the passenger seat is laughing,
voice on a lonely radio station whispers
“Go back! Go back!”
Vulture on my headrest pecks my shoulder
mocks my inner madness
“Too late! Too late!”
Needles appears – a mirage.
Has to be Death Valley —
Ron Reagan driving a twenty mule team wagon…
where’d that come from?
The motel is my white flag moment.
I ask the desk clerk
“When is the coolest time to travel?”
She says, “December.”
I’m sure that isn’t what I meant.
At the pool in the shade
thermometer pushing one-one-five.
I squint — yep, Fahrenheit.
Lizard is kicked back on an air mattress
sipping a sissy drink, smiling,
“So, how ya liking the desert?”
Three in the morning
motel AC drives me
out into the night
time to press onward.
Thermometer at the pool says one-one-eight.
Lizard calls out, “¡Adiós! Enjoy your trip.”
All the way to LA I repeat my mantra
“It’s only the heat. Only the heat. Only the heat.”
It’s a dry heat. It’s a dry heat. It’s a dry heat. 😉
I’m from the Vegas area, and we hear that a LOT. Well, so’s a blowdryer.
Not a fan of the heat, so I LOVED this. This is why I escape as much of June-August as I can. 🙂 Great piece.
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I’m honored. I did much of this from memory… except the lizard… and the vulture… and Ron Reagan.
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The lizard and the vulture were a fantastic touch. 🙂 Desert delusions are pretty common. 😉
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And those are the only delusions I’ve ever experienced. …really! 🙂
Thank you!
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I love the heat, but 118 is a little high even for me. This is wonderful. I especially liked the lizard on the front seat laughing and then showing up later by the pool with a sissy drink.
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You had it coming, Charley! Out in the desert at 3pm. That lizard Sipping a sissy drink, with a plastered sly look, no doubt, makes me chuckle. Terrible place to get stuck! I enjoyed this trip.
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Yeah, but the real heat came at 3 A.M.!!!
Glad you enjoyed the… journey. Needles is worth a drive-through. With an air conditioned car!
Thank you! Charley
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I’ve driven from LA to Kansas more than a dozen times:) Need to keep a sense of humor through all that uninhabitable land.
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And a stack of really good road tunes!
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So true! I’m filling my poem with Johnny Cash:)
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“It’s only the heat. It’s only the heat. It’s only the heat.”
Gosh I can so relate to this one..!! Excellent write 🙂
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So you traveled with the lizard too? Thank you! Charley
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What a wonderfully fun piece. And I feel the heat!
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That’s what it’s all about. Thank you!
Charley
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I loved this…so fun to read and enjoyed all the delusional touches, “Ron Reagan driving a 20 mule team wagon”…and that dang lizard, ha! I must admit that the first time I was driven through the Texas desert, on our way to New Mexico, I felt pretty nervous about breaking down out there with no water, no gas…just those vultures circling overhead… :~)
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Just keep moving. They only eat carry-in. Glad you enjoyed it! Charley
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BWA HA HA HA!!!!!
(That’s all.) Jilly
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High praise, that! Come back any time and laugh at me. 🙂
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With. Laugh WITH! I love your creativity, Charley!
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Oh I was hoping someone would bring in a lizard! Didn’t expect Ron Reagan though. Fun stuff!
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I was going to call him a Gila Monster, but he said he was from Taos. Glad you enjoyed it!
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Oh this made me thirsty….I always took plenty of water with me…that dry heat will suck out the moisture until you are just a husk. Fun read!
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Thank you!
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Ha.. December, yeah that can be cool (actually cold). The vulture and Ron Reagan was a great touch… I remember driving through the night from LA to Phoenix… But I had AC..
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It’s far more civilized when you have AC. Even more when you’re at 30,000 feet!
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….but it’s dry heat!” 🙂 How many times I’ve heard people say that as the perspiration is dripping down my forehead! 🙂 This is so well done — I’m smiling as I can relate to so many of your feelings and images here. Been to the Borax site and you’re right — you can just see Reagan with his cowboy hat sitting on that wagon 🙂 LOVE the December response! Smiling I am….wonderful write!
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This reminded me of my first car with no AC and I drove it to Texas with my cousin. What were we thinking? It was in the summer and it was hot. Houston was the destination and we did arrive safely. That was quite the summer and then we wandered back north.
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That annoying little lizard and Ron Reagan’s mule train made me smile…not to mention December – ha!
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Love this! There’s a reason people imagine cool oases in the relentless heat of the desert. Ron Reagan was a nice touch.
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I swear I can feel that heat radiating from my laptop!
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Ha ha! I’ve had a laptop like that! Thank you for the comment.
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Delightful!
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Aw, thank you!
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You’re welcome!
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I’m laughing–just crossed the Mojave on Sunday. I love the snarky voice in this. As a desert inhabiter, I strongly advise air-conditioning in that car. The way you wrote this, it sounds like you have experienced it.
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Pretty much. Well, okay, not the lizard… or the buzzard. The rest was real. Thank you!
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That kind of heat makes me ill, so I avoid it. But your story poem made me laugh. I hope you’ve recovered from the tiresome journey.
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The kind of heat I encountered during that trip made me somewhat ill. It was a fun trip. I always have an adventure when I travel. Life is adventure! I’m glad I made you laugh!
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